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3rd-Jul-2009 01:56 am - AP Portfolio Entry #1
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)

            Considering the past and our current conditions a.k.a. the present, I think that future civilizations would either progress into something better or for a much worse turn. It depends on our current generations if they will take care of our world and make the right choices. Like for example, if we continue to make the wrong choices, our entire world could go into World War 3.

 

World War 3 could become a possibility due to things such as nuclear weaponry and such. The reason why I am mentioning nuclear weaponry is because that there are countries in the world that are developing such kinds of technology. Like North Korea vowed recently to nuke or attack to any sanctions or U.S. provocations. Also North Korea was punished by the United Nations for conducting nuclear tests and weapons programs. Due to this, I think that if the world is supposedly in a state of peace and goodwill, why is there a country that is developing such weapons of mass destruction? World War 3 was speculated by some to be continuations of World War 2 and of the Cold War, which was between the Soviet Union and the United States of America. Though there were others who said that the Cold War is World War 3 already. Also there were others who said that the cause for World War 3 is due to religious reasons.

 

Another possibility that could happen to our civilization is that we will stop progressing and instead regress. We could start to regress due to numerous wars and global warming. Because of wars, there will be famine and disease and deaths of millions of lives and pollution. Because of global warming, there will be droughts, illnesses, starvation and etc. People could start resorting to means like stealing, murder, assassinations and etc. just to feed themselves or live. We could suddenly start going back to being cave men! This is because that we will soon fall into our animalistic instincts to hunting like animals and living in caves and wearing animal skins because of the lack of technology. There are a number of films and literature that shows this possibility.

 

Another possibility could be that the world will be divided into sectors after becoming one with Russia or some country that starts attacking other nations and conquering them. Like back in the days of conquest. There could be one nation that starts to build weapons like what North Korea did to. And then after they have sufficiently created weapons like no other has and are very strong, politically, economically and the military as well. They could start annexing other nations and annex other nations after annexing some other nations until they have annexed the whole world. Like we could all go and turn into communism or etc.

 

Another possibility is that the entire world could die due to an epidemic or disease like A (H1N1) or something else. There can be causes of this. One is that the virus or disease can be natural, like it just evolved and came to be or that nature caused it. Another is that it can be a man-made virus which. Usually man-made viruses are created for biological warfare. There have been such instances already such as during the World War 1, Germany pursued an ambitious biological warfare program. Small teams of saboteurs were supplied with anthrax by the German General Staff. In Finland, Scandinavian freedom fighters placed them in stables of Russian horses in 1916. It was also supplied to the German military attaché in Bucharest which was employed against livestock destined for Allied service. Also during the World War 2 and Sino-Japanese War (1937-1945), Unit 731 of the Japanese Imperial Army conducted human experimentation on thousand, mostly Chinese, Russian and American prisoners. In military campaigns, the Japanese Army used biological weapons on Chinese soldiers and civilians. For example, in 1940, the Imperial Japanese Army Air Force bombed Ningbo with ceramic bombs filled with fleas carrying the bubonic plague. However, some operations were ineffective due to inefficient delivery systems, using disease-bearing insects rather than dispersing the agent as an aerosol cloud. But there are treaties that ban or restrict biological warfare such as the Geneva Protocol and the Biological Weapons Convention. Though the Geneva Protocol states that it prohibits the use of chemical and biological weapons, it doesn’t say anything about production, storage or transfer of such weapons. Succeeding treaties, such as the 1972 Biological Weapons Convention and the 1993 Chemical Weapons Convention, covered these aspects.

 

One that is natural and extremely deadly disease could turn into a pandemic. There have been numerous pandemics throughout history and time. Having one in the future that could wipe out civilizations is not improbable. For example, the Great Plague of London which occurred during 1665-1666 was a massive outbreak of disease in England that killed an estimated amount of 100,000 people, 20% of London’s population. The disease was historically identified as bubonic plague transmitted through a flea vector. The 1665-1666 epidemic was on a far smaller scale than the earlier "Black Death" pandemic, a virulent outbreak of disease in Europe between 1347 and 1353. The Bubonic Plague was only remembered afterwards as the "great" plague because it was one of the last widespread outbreaks in England. Another example of a pandemic could be Smallpox. It is caused by the Variola Virus. The disease killed around 400,000 Europeans per year during the closing years of the 18th Century. During the 20th Century, Smallpox was estimated to have been responsible 300-500 million deaths. However there were also a number of unknown diseases that were extremely serious but suddenly just disappeared. Since the diseases have vanished, no studies regarding the causes or behaviors have been made. The cause of the English Sweat in 16th Century England, which struck people down in an instant was more greatly feared than even the Bubonic Plague, is still unknown. Though it was suspected that the English Sweat is actually a Hantavirus. It started in 1485 and vanished in 1551 afterwards.

 

Another possibility is that the world will progress so much that one day it would be possible to live in space. People will have created the technology and means that would allow life in space as well as travel throughout the universe. We could invent space ships that could travel faster like warp drive. Then using these space vessels, we could travel across the universe and discover that other life forms aside from the ones living on Earth exist in other places in the universe. Once we come in contact with another species, we could form alliances with them or conquer them. Though it would be preferable if we just make friends and form an alliance with them since conquering them seems very hostile and mean. Plus it’s not nice to try and take away the freedom of an entire planet by enslaving them or making them our own. It’s just wrong. Also what if they turn against us? If they do turn against us, then it would turn into an interplanetary war. This is very bad since they might have an alliance forged long ago before we conquered them that we have not discovered but I think we’d have discovered that other race already. Since we kept conquering other planets, we’d turn into some kind of intergalactic empire. But we’d get overthrown one day probably. I foresee this because empires never last. History shows us this. Anyhow if we lose the war, there is a chance things might escalate to all planets becoming equals or the human race could be enslaved forever.

 

Another possibility could be

 

28th-Jun-2009 02:18 pm - Gilbo and the Gilbirds [1/?]
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)
Title: Gilbo and the Gibirds [1/?]
Author/Artist: [info]syusuke_kun31
Character(s) or Pairing(s): Prussia, Germany, Italy, England, implied/hints of pairings which may appear sooner or later or now.
Rating: T
Warnings: Cursing, unBETA-ed (I'm really sorry >_< )
Summary: Prussia forms a band. With his chicks. Hell yeah!

A/N: I got sick and while I was sick I wasn't able to write anything for third proposal but I suddenly remembered this and wrote it so... yeah. ._. I like birds. Even the one the Esophagus keeps but that one bites. Dogs are nicer. I don't have A(H1N1). But I got blood tested, and I hate it! D< Anyhow, while I think of a nice proposal for my other fic, amuse yourself with Gilly and his chicks, 'kay? :3 I love him even if he pushed Iggy's Character soundtrack to July 29 instead of this month~ (That doesn't mean I forgive him! D8) Even if say I say this, will you guys do it? Comments/Reviews are <3~ Enjoy!



Germany watched his brother playing with his pet chicks from outside the window of his kitchen. Prussia had a happy face on as a chick jumped from his head to his hand. Germany couldn’t help but feel glad as well as a nice tingly feeling of warmth spread within him. It was so nice when his older brother wasn’t being destructive and all. He went back to his book that lay on top of the kitchen counter and began reading it, hoping to at least finish the tenth chapter before Italy came to visit.

Outside in the garden, Prussia watched his chicks chirp as he began playing a song from his phone. Modern inventions are nice, right? As he watched his birds, inspiration flew by and hit Prussia in the head thus granting him ideas. His eyes suddenly lit up and a grin appeared on his face.

“I HAVE AN IDEA!!” he yelled laughing maniacally as he began making the details in his mind.

Germany heard his brother and sighed and rubbed his temples. He was going to the medicine store later and buy some headache pills for whatever scheme Gilbert was planning.

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Later in the afternoon, Prussia could be seen going around the house carrying various items while arguing loudly on the phone and out to the garden where a stage was being set up.

Germany was about to go and ask Prussia but Italy arrived and talked him into going to the grocery to buy ingredients for pasta, pizza and gelato. As Germany tucked his wallet into the pocket in the back of his pants and left with Italy, he very much hoped that his house would still be there because hoping that it would still be exactly the same it was before he left was already asking God too much.

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Prussia waved at his brother leaving and grinned when he couldn’t the man anymore. “Alone at last…” he muttered happily. He pulled out his mobile and dialed a number.

“Sup? Get your tiny ass right here now and help me with the prep!” yelled Prussia into the phone. “What do you mean you’re busy? You can’t be busy! All you’re doing is lazing around that damn house of yours! Come on already! For old times sake! We were allies and buddies of sort dammit! You can even bring that boy toy of yours!”

Prussia walked around the room waving his hands around in the air.

“He ain’t your boy toy then?” He blinked. “Really? You sure? Man, you guys bicker like an old married couple and you aren’t even together? Jeez! Quit yelling alright?! Don’t get your knickers in a twist! Just come here and help, alright? If not, I’ll tell everyone what you were doing during the Seven Years War! Yeah, yeah! I love you too! The usual on Friday? Right! Oh and bring those punk clothes of yours! See ya! Come now!”

And with that Prussia cut off the call with a huge grin. This was going to be awesome!

He then went back to the garden where his chicks were bouncing on top of the equipment. Prussia had somehow gotten Austria to leave his other ‘tasteless’ musical instruments at Germany’s place before. He looked around at the stage and equipment. Then a single thought came to his awesomely brilliant mind.

“That prissy bastard better hurry up already or those letters are reaching France.”
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)
Title: Of Proposals, Mishaps & Acceptance
Author/Artist: me
Character(s) or Pairing(s): USxUK, may show other pairings soon though.
Rating: PG
Warnings: slash, cursing?(soon~), the fact that this is unBETA-ed (sorry >_<)
Summary: In which America, within a span of five months, has already proposed to England ten times. Four of which backfires, three ends in confusion, twice in rejection and one is finally accepted.

A/N: I blame school, lack of time, inspiration and all the things that happened this week that kept me from updating. I'm really sorry and I hope you guys enjoy this chapter! Thank you for all the comments, reviews, alerts, favorites for this story! XD The response was really overwhelming and I thank you guys soooo much for even reading it! I hope this one is as good as the first one or maybe (just maybe) even better. I'm going to keep trying to make this fic better. Thank you again and please enjoy~ <3 Even if I say this, will you guys do it? Comments/Reviews are <3~ :3


2nd Proposal: A Private Meeting which includes a surprise and a careless assumption

Six days later, America walks down the halls of the UN building towards the conference room with an air of confidence and excitement surrounding him. He grins happily as he pushes the big, wide, wooden doors open to find several faces staring at him as he greets them and enters. Some greet him back and others return to whatever they were doing moments before he arrived. There are those as well who give him an irritated look, namely England and Germany.

It wasn’t as if it was unusual for America to arrive late to the meetings though. After Germany gives him a lecture about punctuality, America goes over to his seat beside Canada, across from England, he gives England a small wave as he sits down and pulls out a notepad and pen from his briefcase. He receives a resigned look then a small smile from the Brit before the other goes back to listening to Italy on how pasta would definitely help Africa look a bit healthier.

After five minutes of ‘Pasta Talk’, America looks around to see if anyone is watching him but no one does. He can see everyone trying to occupy themselves with something to do as the Italian spouts off more nonsense but he does make sense about pasta making Africa feel better.

He sees Korea trying to openly impress China on how he invented inventing, Russia trying to talk Lithuania into joining him, Denmark harassing Norway with an axe-shaped lollipop and Greece sleeping again. Though there were people who were actually listening to Italy’s rambles. Germany was trying to help out the Italian by offering suggestions on how to improve the idea; Japan was taking down notes as he nodded vigorously at each word, England was listening with a half bored expression on his face but kept silent.

America looked back down on his notepad and picked up his pen and started writing onto it. His grin grows wider and wider with each words he writes. After he finishes writing, he reads it and then finally with a nod, he folds it in half and half again. Then he nudges Canada with his elbow.

Canada turns his head and asks his brother what he wants. America discreetly hands him the folded paper and tells him to pass it to England. Canada nods as he takes it and passes it to Seychelles before he goes back to listening to Italy who starts listing off the various types of pasta that they can give to Africa.

As Seychelles passes it to the nation beside her, Alfred watches making sure that his note is being passed and not read by some person who isn’t England. He sees it being now passed to Spain as he hands it over to France who then starts to reach out his hand to England to tap him on his shoulder for him to take the note when a loud yell turns everyone’s attention to Prussia and Sealand who were caught sneaking into the room.

Prussia placed his hands on his waist as he fixes a confident look on his face while Sealand has a scowl on his face as England starts scolding him for interrupting a meeting. Germany sighs and rubs his forehead with his hand as Prussia beams at him.

America watched France intently making sure that he didn’t open that note while everyone was busy watching with interest as Sealand stuck his tongue out at a fuming England. He then saw France place it down on England’s chair. America thinks that this way, England will surely get his note. With a contented smile on his face, America leans against the back of his seat as he watches England squabble with Sealand.

After the meeting ends, America rushes out of the room, pushing his way through the other nations. A few grumble as they are pushed. Alfred couldn’t help the excitement run through him as he feels the small velvet box in his pocket. Once he reaches the designated meeting place he makes sure that everything is ready down to the last detail.

He checks the numerous bouquets of flowers that he bought all for this special moment. He makes sure that the flower petals were scattered around the room. America even adjusted the curtains to fix the room’s lighting. After Alfred is finally content with the room’s appearance, he crosses over to the window and observes his reflection. He notices some creases in his suit and a few strands of hair sticking out. He smoothes them out then look at his watch. Any moment now, England will be walking through those doors. America waits.

In the conference room

As the room slowly empties, one nation is left behind. As they walk towards the exit, they notice a piece of paper on the ground. Curiosity takes over them as they pick it up. They open it and read the words in them. Then they hurriedly leave the room as they clutch the note tightly in their fist.

With America

As America sits quietly fidgeting in his seat, he hears footsteps. He jumps up from his seat and prepares himself. Adrenaline, excitement, anxiety, worry, and so much more; all these emotions running through his body as he watches the door intently while he holds a bouquet in one hand and the ring in another.

As soon as the door is open, America kneels on one leg and raises up the bouquet; not bothering to make sure that it was England because he was pretty sure it was England. Who else could’ve received his note anyway? He was pretty sure France placed it on the Brit’s seat.

Then he hears a squeal. A girlish, high-pitched squeal. America looks up and sees a dress. Hold on. Does England wear dresses? America thinks. He knows England wears that silly toga of his when he turns into Britannia Angel but a dress? Maybe this was a new costume. Then his eyes spot something else. Long, flowing hair. The last time he checked, England’s hair was short and he was pretty sure that England looked nothing like Russia’s incestuous younger sister. Belarus, was it?

America’s eyes widen as he stares at her in shock. He quickly pulls back his arm and stands up. Belarus has a look of surprise on her face which then slowly turns into happiness. He takes a step back instinctively. She takes a step forward, now a gleam in her eyes that sends shivers down his spine. He takes another step back. She takes a step forward once more.

“B-Belarus! What are you doing here?” he chuckles nervously as he takes a step back again.

“The note.” She says simply as she takes another step towards him. He quickly retreats then feels the window behind him. Maybe someone would see him and save him?

“A-a note?”

She nods and shows him the note. He recognizes it. How the hell did she get it? America’s mind is in frenzy as Belarus looks around the room before facing him again with delight. He gulps and somehow knows how Russia feels.

“This is all for me?” she asks simply. Alfred feels that if he says no, she’d kill him. There had to be some way out of this! After all, there was a solution to every problem, right? So America stays silent and waits for her reaction. She takes this as yes then proceeds to wrap her arms around him.

America stiffens.

“Oh America! I did not know that you feel this way about me!” she says as she looks up at him. “If you had said this earlier, then I would have done better to devote my time to you instead of chasing after brother, yes?”

“Be-“

“These flowers,” Belarus spots the bouquet in his hand and takes them. “Thank you so much!”

He watches her with a horrified look on his face. She looks up from the flowers with this oh so creepy smile on her face that America swears later that it was the scariest thing he ever saw in his entire life. Not even memories from the WW1, WW2 and the Cold War altogether could beat the expression he saw on the girl’s face.

“Let’s get married.”

Those simple three words instantly alerted the American’s sense causing him to run out of the room screaming bloody murder with Belarus chasing after him yelling, “Let’s get married, married, married!”

Needless to say, America was not able to propose to England once more.

Few hours later, in America’s house

America clutched his blanket close to him as he huddled in the corner of his room shaking like mad. His eyes were darting around the dark room in fear of the young girl showing up. He disconnected all his phones, locked all the doors and windows and closed the curtains as well using the furniture to barricade the entrance.

He whimpered silently as a sharp rapping on his door started. He couldn’t stand it. He could hear her voice outside calling for him. America reached for his phone shakily and began dialing England’s number. As the phone rang, he heard something hard hit the door. He yelped. England picked up the phone.

“Hello?” the voice said through the phone sounding a bit static. Another hit to the door. America jumped.

“E-England,” he said as he watched the door breaking a bit. A small stream of light entered from the small hole. He swore he saw Belarus’s eye look through.

“Yes?”

“Save me.” Was all America managed to choke out before he screamed as Belarus finally broke the door and pushed the couch away. Then the line was cut off.

Later on, England, after receiving the call from Alfred contacted Canada, France, Russia and Germany and went over to America’s home. They found the door broken down by a sharp object. The inside of the house was dark and there furniture was in a complete mess. Then they saw two figures huddled in the corner of the room.

Belarus was leaning over an unconscious America and cradling his head in her arms. Russia fled right away claiming to have something to talk to Lithuania about. It took over four hours before they managed to knock out Belarus and remove her from Alfred. Everyone agreed to never speak of this again.
1st-Jun-2009 07:36 pm - Of Proposals, Mishaps & Acceptance
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)
Title: Of Proposals, Mishaps & Acceptance
Author/Artist: me
Character(s) or Pairing(s): USxUK, may show other pairings soon though.
Rating: PG
Warnings: slash, cursing?(soon~), the fact that this is unBETA-ed (sorry >_<)
Summary: In which America, within a span of five months, has already proposed to England ten times. Four of which backfires, three ends in confusion, twice in rejection and one is finally accepted.

A/N: I actually wrote this wayyyyy back like last month then got lazy to continue and stuff but I will be continuing this fic!! I swear on my awesome bear! XD I'm posting it now in honour of the wedding of AFJ and Artie Kirkland in the Hetalia SB. Thanks to the awesome people in SB for ideas on how to propose and ahya! XD Love you guys! This is gonna be at least worth 10 chapters for each proposal but may reach more, 'kay? :3 Even if I say this, will you guys do it? Comments/Reviews are <3~ >w<


1st Proposal: The Classic which includes a romantic dinner and the proposing at the end

America looked at the mirror and surveyed himself. Hair? Check. Teeth? Check. Breathe? Minty, check. Clothes? America straightens the creases in his suit before he mentally places a check mark. As soon as he is finished he goes over to desk and opens the drawer.

Among the various items in it is a small velvet box. He reaches for it and cups it in his hand. America stares at it and opens it revealing a small emerald ring. Emerald, not diamond because he thinks that this will match England’s eyes better plus it’s cheaper. He won’t say that though.

As he stares at the ring, he realizes the importance of what he’s going to do. Shutting the case close, he looks up with determination in his eyes and now has only ten minutes to get to the restaurant to meet up with England. Dammit.

He rushes out of his home, forgetting his coat. It’s raining. America decides that this is the worst day of his life. When he gets to the restaurant, he’s soaked. He’s so wet that he earns himself dirty looks from the manager. He doesn’t care as he struts over to his table dripping wet with England sitting there munching on bread sticks. At least he’s not late, he tells himself as he fixes a smile on his face.

England looks up and scowls. As he sits, England scolds him for his appearance. America shuts him up by leaning forward and giving the other man a very wet kiss. It’s wet because he’s wet and not because he sucks at kissing. He’s an awesome kisser, he claims. England does shut up turning red and wiping his lips with his napkin because they’re wet.

He mutters about stupid idiots and the like. All America does is grin happily as he wipes himself with the napkin that used to be a bird or crown on his plate. After he dries himself up, he calls over the waiter who comes with two menus for each of them and a snooty look on his face for America.

After they finish ordering, a steak for America and lamb for England, the waiter leaves them alone and fetches them some more bread sticks and a bottle of vintage wine. The two of them stare at each other. England is still flushed but not as much as before and America still has that grin on his face as he can feel the box in his pocket.

England breaks the silence.

“So Alfred, what is this dinner for?” he says as he twirls a half-eaten breadstick.

“It’s a surprise.” America replies as he takes the breadstick from England’s finger and bites it. Before England can reply, the waiter arrives with the wine. He pours a little into a wine glass and hands it to America who swirls it a bit before taking a sip. After a moment or two he gives the waiter a nod. The waiter pours more into the glass and into another and places the bottle on the table and leaves.

England looks somewhat pleased when he tastes the wine when he remembers what he was supposed to say. “Alfred,” he says before he is interrupted again with the waiter this time bringing their dinner.

The man places their respective orders in front of them. The aroma coming from their food smells great. America felt some sort happy pride inside him for picking this place. When he looked at England, he saw him already eating. The Brit looked relaxed and happy. America noticed it made him look younger. He then started eating. The food was great, and so was the atmosphere.

Soon they finished eating and had dessert and coffee, for America, and tea, for England. Then America felt that it was the perfect moment already. He stood up from his seat earning himself a look of surprise from the shorter man. He then kneeled on the ground and reached for the ring in his pocket when a passing waiter carrying a tray laden with food tripped over America’s leg causing the food to fly, landing on some of the customers.

The heavy tray landed on top of a man’s head promptly knocking him out. The man while falling over knocked down a lamp by accident. It fell on the curtains, setting it on fire. The whole restaurant fell into chaos.

A few minutes later, after everyone evacuated from the burning building, an ambulance, two fire trucks and three police cars arrived to control everything. America and England were being treated. The manager of the restaurant, looking disheveled, went over to America with a furious look on his face and swore that he’d sue Alfred’s ass if it was the last thing he did.

Needless to say America wasn’t able to propose as England left with a mixed expression of disappointment and resignation.

The next day, America made sure to send the restaurant a letter and a check to pay for all the damages and some extra hoping that would stop the manager from suing him. Miraculously, it did. He made sure to call up England apologizing for last night. The Briton merely said it was alright and placed the phone down.

America couldn’t help but feel rejected though this was easily remedied when he was hit with another plan on how to propose. He grinned from ear to ear as he saw the small box sitting on top of his desk looking as if it was still new.
18th-May-2009 10:33 pm - Extreme Ways
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)
Title: Extreme Ways
Author/Artist: me
Character(s) or Pairing(s): USxUK, hints of GermanyxItaly, France, All Nations
Rating: PG
Warnings: slash, Mochi!America
Summary: [info]usxuk prompt Spring Fever '09 = "To the Batmobile, Robin!"

A/N: Finally finished it! XD I like nearly didn't finish this~ >w< Enjoy!

During one UN meeting, America came striding into the room with a huge grin on his face and a large box in his arms. Everyone wondered what was inside the box as America placed it in the middle of the table before placing his arms behind him and strode over to his place not bothering to sit down.

All the nations watched the box with caution and curiosity. The room was filled with a tense atmosphere and silence. No one took their eyes off the box fearing that it was something bad when suddenly it shook. People screamed and some clung to the nearest person beside them. Italy instantly jumped onto Germany’s lap while Sealand took this chance and snuck into the room and hid behind Latvia who was shaking.

“ATTENTION!!” yelled America standing up on the table. Everyone stopped screaming and turned their attention at the blonde-haired nation. He grinned widely before clearing his throat and then he started pacing on top of the table as he spoke.

“I’m sure you’re all wondering what is in that box!” He said pointing to the box. A few nodded. This made him grin wider. “You see, that my friends, that is a very, very, very interesting specimen that me and my friend, Tony, discovered.”

He stopped and looked around to see everyone’s reactions. Most of the nations looked confused. He raised an eyebrow. “Come on guys,” he said trying to clear up who Tony was, “You know, Tony the alien?” Some looked skeptical. He scowled then pointed to Lithuania who looked surprised and worried as to why he was being singled out. “Liet met him, and so did Iggy.”

Everyone looked at the two. Lithuania nodded and England merely scowled as he remembered meeting the damn extra terrestrial. America continued. “This specimen is the only of its kind. We’re not even sure if it could reproduce but this is truly an unbelievable discovery!” He paused letting his words sink in. After what seemed like a long time, America walked closer to the box and opened the lid and placed his hands in.

Sudden intakes of oxygen could be heard around various places in the room. “And now, I present you, America-blob!!” announced America dramatically lifting the blob up from the box with both of his hands and up high in the air so that everyone could see. It had had blue eyes, and a small pair of glasses and a mouth that curled up at the ends and that same flick of blonde hair that their owner has. There were people who gasped and some screamed a bit as well as some “ooh”s and “ahh”s until England suddenly spoke up.

“What the bloody hell is that?” he said deadpanned with a look of disbelief on his face. Oh where, oh where did he go wrong with that boy? America beamed at him as if what England just said was the kind of reaction he was looking for except for the deadpanned part. That was supposed to be enthusiasm but you can’t have everything now, could you?

“That,” he said pointing at England, “Is a very good question!” England blinked and considered telling the git that it was rude to point at someone but before he could say anything, America began speaking again.

“This, my friends is a creature which we’re not really sure if made of but has a consistency of jelly and or fat!” he said walking around the table again ignoring the papers and mugs that he stepped on and nearly knocked over and hit. As if to prove his point, he poked and prodded it causing it to jiggle and wobble. It also let out a loud ‘meep’. Someone scuffled and squeaked. The blob-holding nation ignored this.

“Also, we discovered that it is somewhat indestructible and likes to eat lots and lots of lettuce.” he finished but added with a grin, “We also have no absolute idea in hell as to how it will mate or reproduce.”

Silence befell the room. Outside the window, one could hear the soft rustling of the leaves against the glass and wind blowing around. The silence was broken with the younger Italy raising his hand up and crying out, “Ve~ ve~ I have a question!”

“Go ahead!” America said glowing with the pride of discovery.

“Can I feed it?” he said smiling in a sort of really cute way like a puppy who was asking for something that you can’t really help but give it to them so you wouldn’t make them sad. America shrugged and reached into his jacket’s pocket and taking out a big bag filled up with lettuce. He handed it to Italy who excitedly went over to the American and took a lettuce out of the bag and coaxed the blob into eating some.

The blob seemed to be sniffing it before he started nibbling the piece of vegetable from the other nation’s hand. Italy looked happy. Korea hopped over from beside China and watched the blob eat. “Can I feed it too?” he asked holding his hand out. America nodded handing him a lettuce. The Asian took it saying thanks before adding that lettuce originated from him.

Soon the other nations stood up and asked America if they could feed the creature as well. America felt happy about all this as he handed a piece of lettuce to everyone. He placed the blob on top of the table where it was happily nibbling on all the veggies that were being offered to it. As America watched everyone interacting with his discovery, he noticed that someone was missing.

Alas, he spotted England still in his seat watching everyone else with a conflicted sort of expression on his face. He approached the older nation and tapped him lightly on the shoulder. England turned his head around and came face to face with America.

“Hey Iggy!” he said cheerfully. England scowled. America took the empty seat beside him and sat down now turning his gaze at the rest of the world. “So what ‘cha think of my latest discovery?” he asked somewhat smugly folding his arms across his chest. England scoffed.

“That discovery of yours seems like a bloody joke.” he said blatantly. America suddenly felt his happiness meter go down. England must’ve noticed that too because he hastily added, “But… it might be somewhat useful…”

America felt himself feel better again. He beamed at England. The English-speaking nation scowled and blushed a bit. “Come on,” America said taking a piece of lettuce out of his pocket and handing it to England. “I bet you that you actually want to feed it too!”

“N-no, I don’t!” stammered England holding onto the vegetable given to him. America raised an eyebrow. Before America could say anything, a loud sound was heard from the group of people feeding the blob. America rushed out of his seat and pushed his way to the front to see what happened. The blob looked like it was in pain as its body shook violently. America turned his head around and looked at everyone. “What the hell did you guys do to it!?” he yelled out as worry filled his eyes.

England stood up on his seat to see what the commotion was all about. He could hear Alfred’s yells and the other nations answers of “We just fed it!” and “What’s happening to blob-kun?”

He could also see bits of the blob convulsing. As he held onto the piece of lettuce, he silently hoped that nothing bad would happen.

As America tried to listen to everyone’s explanations he suddenly felt the table behind him stop shaking. He immediately turned around ignoring everyone else. He focused his attention on the blob as it just started wiggling. He raised his eyebrows. Everyone seemed to have quieted down as they also watched the blob wiggle. England was still standing up from his chair to watch the events though he was contemplating on whether he should just join the crowd or not.

As the blob wiggled it looked like it was in pain. America was about to reach for his mobile phone to contact Tony to ask about Mochimerica when the blob slowly split into two. He stared at the two blobs looking at all of them when both of it split into four blobs, then those four blobs splitting again and again until the table was brimming with blobs. All of them look flabbergasted.

England was staring at one that seemed to have bounced over without anyone noticing it. It stared at him and at the vegetable at his hand. The Brit didn’t know whether he was supposed to give it to it or not. Instead, it decided that it wanted the lettuce regardless if England was going to give it or not, jumped and bit onto the lettuce. England immediately let go it with a yelp. He lost his balance and fell onto the ground on his bum.

The blob was nibbling on the food happily as England stood up, cursed a bit and rubbed his sore arse. As soon as the blob finished, it began shaking like the original one. It was reproducing again. England’s eyes widened as it began multiplying.

France noticed something going on and saw the pile of blobs that began multiplying around England. “Le Anglettere! What did you do!?” he cried out causing others to turn and see the blobs growing more and more in numbers.

“It stole the lettuce the git gave me!” He answered backing against the wall away from the creatures. “Uwaaaahh!!” cried out Sealand as he stared at horror and pointed at the original group of blobs. They seemed to have been encouraged by England’s blobs to multiply again.

America was starting to panic. He didn’t know what to do. It wasn’t supposed to be like this! Then like a lightning bolt, an idea struck him. He pushed and made his way to England who was beginning to feel somehow violated by all the blobs that were climbing up him. He removed the blobs and grabbed the shorter man, yelling “To the Batmobile, Robin!” To which England merely replied with a “You sod! My bloody name is Arthur!”

They both quickly got out the room leaving the other countries to deal with the cute monstrosities. Italy began crying and saying that he was too young to be eaten by monsters while others began wondering if the American meant to rule the world this way until America called Germany’s phone.

“Hey Germany!”

“Get back here and fix your mess, America!” barked Germany into the phone.

“Take care of ‘em while me and Iggy here go back to my place and bring Tony with us, ‘kay?”

And before Germany could say anything the line went dead. He sighed as he rubbed his temples. Everyone looked at him expecting an answer, preferably a solution this growing problem. He cleared his throat and spoke.

“He said to take care of them while he fetches his alien.” he announced. Several people broke out in protest and anger while some remained silent as they watched the blobs continue multiplying. “Now,” Germany signaled for them to be quiet, “We’re all going to evacuate properly and seal off this room.” And with that, everyone ran to the huge oak doors and went out. Once they made sure that only the blobs were left inside, they sealed the door shut making sure nothing could get out.
“Phew… That’s over.” said Prussia as he leaned against the wall. Switzerland was busy talking to himself as he wiped his gun and muttered about shooting America. Germany looked at everyone and silently congratulated himself for being able to successfully contain the problem when Italy tugged at his suit jacket with a worried expression on his face.

“Ve~ Germany, do you have any lettuce?” asked Italy who looked as if he was cradling something inside his jacket.

“No…” began Germany when his eyes suddenly widened. He gripped Italy’s shoulders tightly causing the Italian to whimper a bit. “What did you do, Italy?” Germany asked hoping that the shorter man didn’t do what he think he did.

Italy bit his lower lip and looked guilty. He opened his jacket to reveal a grinning Mochimerica. Germany looked like he was about to explode. “But he looked so sad…” Italy said sadly patting the blob. Then the blob began shaking again and all hell broke loose when Italy dropped it on the floor with a squeak and people noticed it and began screaming.

The blob began multiplying again.

Soon the entire UN building was sealed off, allowing no one to come in or get out. The rest of the world was trapped inside with the soft balls as they stayed stranded in one of the structure’s many rooms.

Meanwhile…

As America and England drove off supposedly to Alfred’s house, England turned to Alfred who was driving while he drank from a huge plastic cup with a lid that was filled with soda that they got from a drive-thru along with a burger meal and fries.

“America…” England started. America turned the steering wheel and pulled over before turning his attention to England.

“Where exactly are we going?” said England staring at America hard. The only reply he got was a long and loud slurp. This irritated England causing an eye to twitch.

“You idiot! Answer me!” England yelled. America placed his cup in the cup holder and cleared his throat before talking.

“To my place.” said America simply as if it was obvious.

“B-but,” stuttered England blinking, “This isn’t the way to your house, as in the one with the alien…” America chuckled.

“We’re going to my home in Virginia.”

“But why?” England said looking confused. “Weren’t we supposed to help the others?”

America waved his hand. “Nah. Don’t need to. Those blobs will be gone in seven hours or so.” he explained as he bit into his burger. England’s eyes widened.

“But I thought you knew nothing more about those… things?” said England as he inwardly cringed as he remembered them piling on him. He shuddered.

“I lied.” Came the reply along with another loud slurp. England was torn between smacking himself or America. What the hell was wrong with that damn boy!?

“What for?” England’s eyes turned into slits.

Suddenly America leaned close to England. Close enough that they could feel each other’s breaths on their face. England could feel his cheeks starting to heat up.

“So that I could spend more time with you.” answered America leaning closer. The cup still in his hand. England pushed himself against the door. Then suddenly America pulled back with a grin.

“Also you,” he said pointing to England, “Need a vacation. Plus I wanna escape all those damn paperwork.”

England seemed like he was going to faint anytime soon. He was as red as a tomato. America looked at him and pinched his cheek. England looked surprised.

“You look so cute!” crooned America before ducking England’s fist and returning back to driving. England just sat back in his seat silently fuming as America turned on the radio and sang along to it while driving.

Back in the UN building. Seven hours later…

As France leaned against the door to listen for those adorable abominations meep around. It suddenly stopped. “Everyone!” he signaled for their attention. Everyone looked at him. “It has finally stopped!”

Before anyone could start cheering, Germany stepped up and went over to the door and opened it slowly. He poked his head out to check if the blobs were truly gone. The halls were empty. The only sounds that could be heard were from the nations themselves and the police standing guard outside the building.

“It’s clear!” Germany yelled out. Everyone cheered and hugged each other. Some were crying. There were even others who kneeled onto the ground and kissed it. They survived! As everyone made their way outside where there were medics and authorities waiting for them, they all had the same thought. They were going to kill America the next time they saw him.

In the car…

America sneezed as he drove while England was asleep constantly tossing and turning all the while mumbling about how terrible everything was. He sighed and resigned himself to driving through the night.

Back in America’s house…

Tony the alien was sitting in America’s couch watching TV while petting the blue-eyed, glasses-wearing blob beside him that was nibbling on a lettuce.
8th-Apr-2009 05:46 pm - Nico Nico DOUGA! XDDD
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)
I finally have one now! XD though I have absolutely no idea how to save favorites.. TTATT anyone wanna tell me how?




-> there's this awesome video! I saw by the way! XD It has so many pretty scenes!!! x3 gah! wish I can make icons form them.. *needs photoshop because paint is kinda off to make good ones*
(I wanna make icons from this vid~ :3)




-> this is different! XD US x UK!! woo~



-> this is awesome! =D they're dancing to Britney Spears I think and the opening of this vid has UK as James Bond like in the scene where James Bond walks in and then point a gun and shoots. xD I wish I can dance as good as them... (- w -)

New Ones!
-> http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6796781
-> http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6489287

okay~ this 3 for now.. :3 I shall go look for more tomorrow. ^_^
4th-Apr-2009 05:19 am - My Birthday!
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)
- May 4 -
You love literature and the arts and dreaming and traveling. You love attention and are constantly attracting people with your charm. People find you very stimulating intellectually.QuizGalaxy.com
Positive Traits:
organized, perceptive, disciplined, balanced, just
Negative Traits:
obsessive, compulsive, tyrannical, demanding, non-communicative
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)

Damdamin:

 

  1. panlulumo – nawalan ng lakas na sobrang kalungkutan
  2. pagaalinlangan – pagdududa
  3. panghihinayang – iniisip na sana hindi nangyari
  4. pangamba – pang-agam, bagay na kinakatakutan mangyari
  5. pagkainip – lagging minamadali ang takbo ng orasan, ayaw maghintay

 

 

Talasalitaan:

 

  1. yuyurakan – dudumihan o sisirain and pagsasama
  2. pagmamaktol – nagpapakita ng hindi magandang asal
  3. ligalig – magulo ang isip
  4. hinala – kutob, suspetsa
  5. tumatangis – umiiyak
  6. ipinagbilin – ipinakiusap sa ibang tao na bantayan
  7. nagtatadhana – nagnanais na mangyari
  8. pasain – pasaway
  9. matwid – magandang samahan
  10. katiwasayan ng puso – kapayapaan
  11. bukal sa loob – maluwag sa kalooban
  12. nagpapakatayug-tayug – nagpapakataas-taas
  13. ihayag – sabihin
  14. pinaratangan – pinagbintangan
  15. nahahandusay – nakahiga na walang buhay
  16. ulila – wala ng magulang
  17. balatkayo – pagkukunwari
  18. paglilihiman – pinagtataguan
  19. katibayan – bagay na magpapatunay
  20. paghaman – minaliit, ininsulto
  21. pusalian – lugar na maraming putik
  22. pagkawili – pagkagusto
  23. ipamamasid – ipapakita
  24. kasawian-palad – hindi swerte, malas

 

 

24th-Feb-2009 11:09 pm - Research
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)

Is it better for children in America to be raised in rural areas or urban areas? (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090222203706AAmj8oW)

 

-My vote is hands down for rural areas. We raised our three children in a small rural town in Missouri and it was great. You knew all of your neighbours, and most of the people in town. We knew our kids friends and their parents. I always told my children that they couldn't spit on the sidewalk without me hearing about it by the time they got home. My youngest daughter has chosen to raise her three children here for the same reasons. It is unusually safe, kids still ride their bikes, scooters and go for walks - if you don't know someone in town you know someone who does know them. There are way more churches than anything else and most of the people attend one.

 

The school calls if your child is absent - no skipping without mom or dad hearing about it. The police and sheriff departments are friendly and will even stop to help change a tire if you get stranded; but they do take a firm stand on crime!

 

We are only 25 minutes from a metro area; but it is still a nice hometown.

 

-there are points for both

 

I grew up in a major city have raised my kids in the country.

Source(s):

The country offers relative safety of smaller communities mean you're more familiar with your children's friends and their families however the city offers ready access to museums as zoos and other cultural experiences.

 

-Rural.

 

Urban areas are more dangerous for dozens of reasons. I'll list just a few.

 

Crime (murder, rape, robbery, vandalism, etc)

Pollution (air, water, noise, light pollution)

Traffic accidents are inevitable. You have to hope you don't get hurt when your car crashes because of all the rude drivers.

Black people tend to live in the cities and they commit most of the crime

 

Also, inner city schools are terrible unless you can afford private.

Lack of green and open space makes your life similar to a caged rodent's life. Speaking of rodents, most rats and other vermin prefer the city.

 

-Urban areas because they get more exposure and diversity whereas in rural areas they get ignorance and isolation.

Source(s):

I’m from New York City

 

-Urban.

 

Unless your children plan to stay in farm country [I'm assuming that's what you mean by rural] for the rest of their lives, it's better for them to first have experience in an urban environment.

 

Otherwise, they will be easy targets for simple urban crimes and will not know how to deal with the typical backstabbing society.

 

-Rural areas are better, there are no gangs in the country, and they can't get into much trouble on the farm.

 

-Definitely rural areas are better. If I had a young child, I would never live in a city. First, there are the higher crime rates in cities. Next are the low graduation rates in urban areas.

 

"Many metropolitan areas also showed a considerable gap in the graduation rates between their inner-city schools and the surrounding suburbs. Researchers found, for example, that 81.5 percent of the public school students in Baltimore's suburbs graduate compared with 34.6 percent in the city schools."

                >http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344190,00.html

Of course, you could choose private schools but that's an added expense.

 

Here in my city, we have a much higher rate of pollution than they have in rural areas.

 

The house lots are much smaller than the yards in the country. For example, my home sits on only one-fifth of an acre.

 

There are cultural advantages in cities but I really don't see why a family with children would need to live here (and pay the high taxes) just to enjoy them. Why not simply visit?

 

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(http://www.raconline.org/newsletter/web/fall07.php)

RURAL TRAUMA

Suicide in Rural America

While suicide is the 11th ranking cause of death nationwide, it is the second leading cause of trauma-related deaths in states with primarily rural populations, especially states in the rural mountain west and Alaska.

 

Rural trauma providers are often ill-equipped to handle the physical and emotional fallout associated with failed suicide attempts, says Dr. Nels Sanddal, president of the Critical Illness and Trauma Foundation (CIT).

 

“These providers may know the patient and family personally,” he said. “That complicates an already difficult situation. The fact that the injury is self-inflicted and that firearms are the cause of most rural suicides increases the intensity.”

 

Where there are more guns, there are more suicides, according to the National Research Council report, Firearms and Violence, released in 2004. Households with guns have higher suicide rates, even when issues associated with suicide—such as divorce rates and unemployment—are included as factors. Of the 31,655 Americans in 2002 that took their lives, 17,108 used firearms.

 

“Rural households have more guns and rural people strongly value their right to own guns,” Sanddal said. “Having firearms is a sacred cow. No one in rural areas wants to talk about legislating firearm storage.”

 

Trauma experts agree that prevention is the key to lowering suicide rates, Sanddal said. For example, studies have proven that the number of successful suicides will diminish substantially if firearms are removed from a home where a suicide has been attempted. Opposing arguments that the suicidal person will turn to other agents, such as poison, have not been born out in the literature, he said.

 

“Parents in rural America look at the national news and say they’re glad they don’t have to worry about drive-by shootings,” Sanddal said. “But the reality is that children being raised in rural America are often at greater risk of not making it to their 21st birthday than kids raised in the urban environment. Rural suicide rates by firearms among kids surpass the rate of violence from homicide in the inner city. Rural kids are also more likely to complete suicide than urban kids.”

 

The higher rate of suicides in rural areas encompasses all ages. Better equipping rural providers will help increase survival rates, Sanddal said.
 

24th-Feb-2009 11:05 pm - British Parliamentary Debate
Arthur - calm/cool (che.)

Part 1— Introduction

1.1 The format of the debate

 

1.1.1 The debate will consist of four teams of two persons (persons will be known as "members"), a chairperson (known as the "Speaker of the House" or "Mister/Madame Speaker" and an adjudicator or panel of adjudicators.

1.1.2 Teams will consist of the following members:

1.1.3 Members will deliver substantive speeches in the following order:

 

(1) Prime Minister;

(2) Opposition Leader;

(3) Deputy Prime Minister;

(4) Deputy Opposition Leader;

(5) Member for the Government;

(6) Member for the Opposition;

(7) Government Whip;

(8) Opposition Whip.

 

Opening Government:

“Prime Minister" or "First Government member" and

“Deputy Prime Minister" or "Second Government member";

 

Opening Opposition:

“Leader of the Opposition" or "First Opposition member" and

“Deputy Leader of the Opposition" or "Second Opposition member";

 

Closing Government:

“Member for the Government" or "Third Government member" and

“Government Whip" or "Fourth Opposition member";

 

Closing Opposition:

“Member for the Opposition" or "Third Opposition member" and

“Opposition Whip" or "Fourth Opposition member".

 

1.1.4 Members will deliver a substantive speech of seven minutes duration and should offer points of information while members of the opposing teams are speaking.

 

1.2 The motion

 

1.2.1 The motion should be unambiguously worded.

1.2.2 The motion should reflect that the World Universities Debating Championship is an international tournament.

1.2.3 The members should debate the motion in the spirit of the motion and the tournament.

 

1.3 Preparation

 

1.3.1 The debate should commence 15 minutes after the motion is announced.

1.3.2 Teams should arrive at their debate within five minutes of the scheduled starting time for that debate.

1.3.3 Members are permitted to use printed or written material during preparation and during the debate. Printed material includes books, journals, newspapers and other similar materials. The use of electronic equipment is prohibited during preparation and in the debate.

 

1.4 Points of Information

 

1.4.1 Points of Information (questions directed to the member speaking) may be asked between first minute mark and the six-minute mark of the members’ speeches (speeches are of seven minutes duration).

1.4.2 To ask a Point of Information, a member should stand, place one hand on his or her head and extend the other towards the member speaking. The member may announce that they would like to ask a "Point of Information" or use other words to this effect.

 

1.4.3 The member who is speaking may accept or decline to answer the Point of Information.

1.4.4 Points of Information should not exceed 15 seconds in length.

1.4.5 The member who is speaking may ask the person offering the Point of Information to sit down where the offeror has had a reasonable opportunity to be heard and understood.

1.4.6 Members should attempt to answer at least two Points of Information during their speech. Members should also offer Points of Information.

1.4.7 Points of Information should be assessed in accordance with clause 3.3.4 of these rules.

1.4.8 Points of Order and Points of Personal Privilege are not permitted.

 

1.5 Timing of the speeches

 

1.5.1 Speeches should be seven minutes in duration (this should be signaled by two strikes of the gavel). Speeches over seven minutes and 15 seconds may be penalized.

1.5.2 Points of Information may only be offered between the first minute mark and the six-minute mark of the speech (this period should be signaled by one strike of the gavel at the first minute and one strike at the sixth minute).

1.5.3 It is the duty of the Speaker of the House to time speeches.

1.5.4 In the absence of the Speaker of the House, it is the duty of the Chair of the Adjudication panel to ensure that speeches are timed.

 

1.6 The adjudication

 

1.6.1 The debate should be adjudicated by a panel of at least three adjudicators, where this is possible.

1.6.2 At the conclusion of the debate, the adjudicators should confer and rank the teams, from first placed to last placed. (see Part 5: The Adjudication).

1.6.3 There will be verbal adjudication of the debate after the first six preliminary rounds of the tournament. The verbal adjudication should be delivered in accordance with clause 5.5 of these rules.

 

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Part 2 — Definitions

2.1 The definition

 

2.1.1 The definition should state the issue (or issues) for debate arising out of the motion and state the meaning of any terms in the motion which require interpretation.

2.1.2 The Prime Minister should provide the definition at the beginning of his or her speech.

2.1.3 The definition must:

 

(a) have a clear and logical link to the motion - this means that an average reasonable person would accept the link made by the member between the motion and the definition (where there is no such link the definition is sometimes referred to as a "squirrel");

(b) not be self-proving - a definition is self-proving when the case is that something should or should not be done and there is no reasonable rebuttal. A definition is may also be self-proving when the case is that a certain state of affairs exists or does not exist and there is no reasonable rebuttal (these definitions are sometimes referred to as "truisms").

(c) not be time set - this means that the debate must take place in the present and that the definition cannot set the debate in the past or the future; and

(d) not be place set unfairly - this means that the definition cannot restrict the debate so narrowly to a particular geographical or political location that a participant of the tournament could not reasonably be expected to have knowledge of the place.

 

2.2 Challenging the definition

 

2.2.1 The Leader of the Opposition may challenge the definition if it violates clause 2.1.3 of these rules. The Leader of the Opposition should clearly state that he or she is challenging the definition.

2.2.2 The Leader of the Opposition should substitute an alternative definition after challenging the definition of the Prime Minister.

 

2.3 Assessing the definitional challenge

 

2.3.1 The adjudicator should determine the definition to be ‘unreasonable’ where it violates clause 2.1.3 of these rules.

2.3.2 The onus to establish that the definition is unreasonable is on the members asserting that the definition is unreasonable.

2.3.3 Where the definition is unreasonable, the opposition should substitute an alternative definition that should be accepted by the adjudicator provided it is not unreasonable.

2.3.4 Where the definition of the Opening Government is unreasonable and an alternative definition is substituted by the Opening Opposition, the Closing Government may introduce matter which is inconsistent with the matter presented by the Opening Government and consistent with the definition of the Opening Opposition.

2.3.5 If the Opening Opposition has substituted a definition that is also unreasonable, the Closing Government may challenge the definition of the Opening Opposition and substitute an alternative definition.

2.3.6 If the Closing Government has substituted a definition that is also unreasonable (in addition to the unreasonable definitions of the Opening Government and Opening Opposition, the Closing Opposition may challenge the definition of the Closing Government and substitute an alternative definition.

 

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Part 3 — Matter

3.1 The definition of matter

 

 3.1.1 Matter is the content of the speech. It is the arguments a debater uses to further his or her case and persuade the audience.

3.1.2 Matter includes arguments and reasoning, examples, case studies, facts and any other material that attempts to further the case.

3.1.3 Matter includes positive (or substantive) material and rebuttal (arguments specifically aimed to refute the arguments of the opposing team(s)). Matter includes Points of Information.

 

3.2 The elements of matter

 

3.2.1 Matter should be relevant, logical and consistent.

3.2.2 Matter should be relevant. It should relate to the issues of the debate: positive material should support the case being presented and rebuttal should refute the material being presented by the opposing team(s). The Member should appropriately prioritise and apportion time to the dynamic issues of the debate.

3.2.3 Matter should be logical. Arguments should be developed logically in order to be clear and well reasoned and therefore plausible. The conclusion of all arguments should support the member’s case.

3.2.4 Matter should be consistent. Members should ensure that the matter they present is consistent within their speech, their team and the remainder of the members on their side of the debate (subject to clauses 2.3.4, 2.3.5 or 2.3.6 of these rules).

3.2.5 All Members should present positive matter (except the final two members in the debate) and all members should present rebuttal (except the first member in the debate). The Government Whip may choose to present positive matter.

3.2.6 All Members should attempt to answer at least two points of information during their own speech and offer points of information during opposing speeches.

 

3.3 Assessing matter

 

3.3.1 The matter presented should be persuasive. ‘The elements of matter’ should assist an adjudicator to assess the persuasiveness and credibility of the matter presented.

3.3.2 Matter should be assessed from the viewpoint of the average reasonable person. Adjudicators should analyse the matter presented and assess its persuasiveness, while disregarding any specialist knowledge they may have on the issue of the debate.

3.3.3 Adjudicators should not allow bias to influence their assessment. Debaters should not be discriminated against on the basis of religion, sex, race, colour, nationality, sexual preference, age, social status or disability.

3.3.4 Points of information should be assessed according to the effect they have on the persuasiveness of the cases of both the member answering the point of information and the member offering the point of information.

 

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Part 4 — Manner

4.1 The definition of manner

 

4.1.1 Manner is the presentation of the speech. It is the style and structure a member uses to further his or her case and persuade the audience.

the audience.

4.1.2 Manner is comprised of many separate elements. Some, but not all, of these elements are listed below.

 

4.2 The elements of style

 

4.2.1 The elements of style include eye contact, voice modulation, hand gestures, language, the use of notes and any other element which may affect the effectiveness of the presentation of the member.

4.2.2 Eye contact will generally assist a member to persuade an audience as it allows the member to appear more sincere.

4.2.3 Voice modulation will generally assist a member to persuade an audience as the debater may emphasise important arguments and keep the attention of the audience. This includes the pitch, tone, and volume of the member’s voice and the use of pauses.

4.2.4 Hand gestures will generally assist a member to emphasise important arguments. Excessive hand movements may however be distracting and reduce the attentiveness of the audience to the arguments.

4.2.5 Language should be clear and simple. Members who use language which is too verbose or confusing may detract from the argument if they lose the attention of the audience.

4.2.6 The use of notes is permitted, but members should be careful that they do not rely on their notes too much and detract from the other elements of manner.

 

4.3 The elements of structure

 

4.3.1 The elements of structure include the structure of the speech of the member and the structure of the speech of the team.

4.3.2 The matter of the speech of each member must be structured. The member should organise his or her matter to improve the effectiveness of their presentation. The substantive speech of each members should:

 

 

4.3.3 The matter of the team must be structured. The team should organise their matter to improve the effectiveness of their presentation. The team should:

 

(a) contain a consistent approach to the issues being debated; and

(b) allocate positive matter to each member where both members of the team are introducing positive matter; and

(a) include: an introduction, conclusion and a series of arguments; and

(b) be well-timed in accordance with the time limitations and the need to prioritise and apportion time to matter.

 

4.4 Assessing manner

 

4.4.1 Adjudicators should assess the elements of manner together in order to determine the overall effectiveness of the member’s presentation. Adjudicators should assess whether the member’s presentation is assisted or diminished by their manner.

4.4.2 Adjudicators should be aware that at a World Championship, there are many styles which are appropriate, and that they should not discriminate against a member simply because the manner would be deemed ‘inappropriate Parliamentary debating’ in their own country.

4.4.3 Adjudicators should not allow bias to influence their assessment. Members should not be discriminated against on the basis of religion, sex, race, colour, nationality, language (subject to Rule 4.2.4), sexual preference, age, social status or disability.

 

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Part 5 — The Adjudication

5.1 The role of the adjudicator

 

5.1.1 The adjudicator must: (a) Confer upon and discuss the debate with the other adjudicators;

(b) Determine the rankings of the teams;

(c) Determine the team grades;

(d) Determine the speaker marks;

(e) Provide a verbal adjudication to the members; and

(f) Complete any documentation required by the tournament.5.1.2 The adjudication panel should attempt to agree on the adjudication of the debate. Adjudicators should therefore confer in a spirit of cooperation and mutual respect

5.1.3 Adjudicators should acknowledge that adjudicators on a panel may form different or opposite views of the debate. Adjudicators should therefore attempt to base their conclusions on these rules in order to limit subjectivity and to provide a consistent approach to the assessment of debates.

 

5.2 Ranking teams

 

5.2.1 Teams should be ranked from first place to last place. First placed teams should be awarded three points, second placed teams should be awarded two points, third placed teams should be awarded one point and fourth placed teams should be awarded zero points.

5.2.2 Teams may receive zero points where they fail to arrive at the debate more than five minutes after the scheduled time for debate.

5.2.3 Teams may receive zero points where the adjudicators unanimously agree that the Member has (or Members have) harassed another debater on the basis of religion, sex, race, colour, nationality, sexual preference or disability.

5.2.4 Adjudicators should confer upon team rankings. Where a unanimous decision cannot be reached after conferral, the decision of the majority will determine the rankings. Where a majority decision cannot be reached, the Chair of the panel of adjudicators will determine the rankings.

 

5.3 Grading and marking the teams

 

5.3.1 The panel of adjudicators should agree upon the grade that each team is to be awarded. Each adjudicator may then mark the teams at their discretion but within the agreed grade. Where there is a member of the panel who has dissented in the ranking of the teams, that adjudicator will not need to agree upon the team grades and may complete their score sheet at their own discretion.

5.3.2 Team grades and marks should be given the following interpretation:

 

Grade Marks Meaning

A 180-200 Excellent to flawless. The standard you would expect to see from a team at the Semi Final / Grand Final level of the tournament. The team has many strengths and few, if any, weaknesses.

B 160-179 Above average to very good. The standard you would expect to see from a team at the finals level or in contention to make to the finals. The team has clear strengths and some minor weaknesses.

C 140-159 Average. The team has strengths and weaknesses in roughly equal proportions.

D 120-139 Poor to below average. The team has clear problems and some minor strengths.

E 100-119 Very poor. The team has fundamental weaknesses and few, if any, strengths.

 

 

5.4 Marking the members 5.4.1 After the adjudicators have agreed upon the grade that each team is to be awarded, each adjudicator may mark the individual members at their discretion but must ensure that the aggregate points of the team members is within the agreed grade for that team.

5.4.2 Individual members’ marks should be given the following interpretation:

 

Grade Marks Meaning

A 90-100 Excellent to flawless. The standard of speech you would expect to see from a speaker at the Semi Final / Grand Final level of the tournament. This speaker has many strengths and few, if any, weaknesses.

B 80-89 Above average to very good. The standard you would expect to see from a speaker at the finals level or in contention to make to the finals. This speaker has clear strengths and some minor weaknesses.

C 70-79 Average. The speaker has strengths and weaknesses and roughly equal proportions.

D 60-69 Poor to below average. The team has clear problems and some minor strengths.

E 50-59 Very poor. This speaker has fundamental weaknesses and few, if any, strengths.

 

5.5 Verbal adjudications

 

5.5.1 At the conclusion of the conferral, the adjudication panel should provide a verbal adjudication of the debate.

5.5.2 The verbal adjudication should be delivered by the Chair of the adjudication panel, or where the Chair dissents, by a member of the adjudication panel nominated by the Chair of the panel.

5.5.3 The verbal adjudication should:

 

5.5.4 The verbal adjudication should not exceed 10 minutes.

5.5.5 The members must not harass the adjudicators following the verbal adjudication.

5.5.6 The members may approach an adjudicator for further clarification following the verbal adjudication; these inquiries must at all times be polite and non-confrontational.

(a) identify the order in which the teams were ranked

(b) explain the reasons for the rankings of team, ensuring that each team is referred to in this explanation; and

(c) provide constructive comments to individual members where the adjudication panel believes this is necessary.

5.5.4 The verbal adjudication should not exceed 10 minutes.

5.5.5 The members must not harass the adjudicators following the verbal adjudication.

5.5.6 The members may approach an adjudicator for further clarification following the verbal adjudication; these inquiries must at all times be polite and non-confrontational.

 

 

 

 


Basics of BRITISH PARLIAMENTARY Debate

 

This sheet is just a basic explanation of BP debating; complementary strategical seminars are essential. In learning BP, debaters should think about specific strategies for each team, and organizational techniques (especially for summary speakers).

 

Teams and speakers in a BP Debate

 

First Proposition:

 

First Speaker                      7 minutes

 

Second Speaker                 7 minutes

 First Opposition:

 

First Speaker                      7 minutes

 

Second Speaker                 7 minutes

 

Second Proposition:

 

First Speaker                      7 minutes

 

Summary/Whip Speaker    7 minutes

 Second Opposition:

 

First Speaker                      7 minutes

 

Summary/Whip Speaker    7 minutes

 

In adjudication, teams are ranked from 1 to 4 (1 is best).

 

Key Differences between BP and CP:

 

·        Twice as many teams

 

·        More emphasis on knowledge (no spec knowledge rules). You need to have information and relevant examples to deepen or extend the debate.

 

·        More constructive and analysis burden for second speakers. There should be an equal balance between speakers in the first half.

 

·        A longer debate means you have to work harder to keep your arguments alive and relevant throughout the debate. You need to put more work in to differentiate your team.

 

Team Responsibilities and Strategies

 

First Prop:

 

·        Defines the resolution, lay out a prop focus. Present a “model” from which Prop will approach the debate, setting the framework from which Opp can work.

 

·        The second speaker: continue constructive material, refute First Opp.

 

Difference from CP: the case should be broader, in order to make it more difficult for 2nd Prop to expand. You want to cover as much ground as possible, as long as you can properly deal with each of your arguments. Arguments are larger, less specific in title.

 

First Opp:

 

·        Lays out the opp focus, clashes with First Prop’s model and constructive.

 

Difference from CP: Opp needs to have more construction than normal, with an equal burden between speakers. Opp is expected to bring up substantial constructive, with relevant examples and deeper arguments. The main strategy is to take 1st Prop out of the round, while building an Opp case that will be tough for 2nd prop to refute and 2nd Opp to beat.

 

Second Prop:

 

·        Extend the debate; move the prop case in a different direction with an explicit “extension.” Stand firmly on a specified ground. You can make the case narrower or broader, expand to a different region, approach with a different philosophy, anything that is a new element to the debate.

 

·        Make sure it is obvious what your extension is. Prove that it has bettered the debate.

 

·        Do not forget to refute the last speaker on First Opp.

 

Main strategy: move the debate forward, but make sure to support First Prop; do not knife! It helps to give a picture of where the debate has been so far, and take First Opp out of the round, to try to focus on the debate on the second half and then steal it.

 

Second Opp:

 

·        Analyze the Second Prop’s extension and refute it. Question the validity of their extension, and try to minimize its impact. Clash with Second Prop!!

 

·        Expand the debate for Opposition by adding new substantive matter. You do not need a formal extension, but you must add Opposition arguments that are differentiated.

 

Main strategy: Do a better job that First Opp of clashing with the case, and take Second Prop out of the round. If Second Prop did a poor job, spend more time clarifying how your arguments defeat First Prop.

 

Summary Speeches: the last two speeches of the round.

 

Purpose: to summarize the round (not just a rebuttal) in terms of what it boils down to, and to show how your bench- and more specifically, your team- took the round. This speech should cover what was brought up from start to finish, but focus on the heaviest issues. A good way to look at it is as a biased news report.

 

Structure: can be any way of summarizing- by team, by speaker, or by theme. The thematic approach is just like a classic CP rebuttal, and is most common. NOTE: this is not just a rebuttal speech. You need to deal with the matter by explaining what each team said to the issues, and how your team dealt with them best. “Like a biased journalist recapping the round”

 

Strategy: Show the weaknesses of the other benches, support the other team on your bench, but emphasize what your extension speaker brought up and how your refutations and POIs best addressed the issues of contention. Summarize the round in terms of your team’s stance.

 

Points of Information

 

These are mandatory in BP! You need to use POIs to get into the round early, stay relevant throughout the round, claim ground, remind the judges of your stance, defeat your opposition’s arguments, and be noticed in a round of 8 debaters.

 

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